Meow.

[runs in, looking flustered] "Paris, are you okay?"
[petting the cat] 'Um...what?'
"I heard your voice and it sounded like---wait...were you meowing at the cat?"
'Yes. She meows back.'
"Oh. It sounded like you were distressed. Well, um, carry on, you two..." [walks out, confused]
'Meow.'
[Cat]: "Meow."
[re-enters room]"Are you stoned?"
'No.'
"Oh. Okay." [slinks out of the room]