I've gained the aptly named "Freshman 15";. Not that t's upsetting, but it's still a pretty ridiculous feat for a little over two months. More bacon, please. Great job.
My diet has officially taken its final, fatal tailspin. Mayday, Mayday. Thanks, College.
Oh, and the last thing I need is the ability to blog on my phone. But i mindlessly activated mobile Blogger and am now exercising my thumbs while people-watching on public transport. Hmmm. I suppose that means there's more novel-length unintelligible lists about bullshit, bullshit, bullshit to come. I can already sense your excitement.
Happy(?) St. Patrick's Day...someone has already asked me, "Why aren't you wearing green?" Um, because green is ugly, and I don't need to wear a certain color just to let the world know that I'll be drunk tonight.
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